"Share Your Daddy?"

This is a direct copy and paste from a message I got on Fet earlier in the week. The hilarity of it just had to be shared! 

*FakeBabyGirl4Sex* "Hi. ~sucks paci~ I saw you are looking for a girl to share your Daddy with ~goo goo~ Well, I am dis many old, u can't see but it's tree fingies! I like Daddies, especially when dey do naughty things! Oh, and when dey buy me things! ~sucks paci looking 4 my baba~ Boo I dwopped my baba. 

If u wanna share ur Daddy, here is my amazon wish list. Lots of stuff on dere for a good wittle girl like me! He can buy me anything on there and I will be his wittle princess! ~goo goo~ I wove being wittle, it's fun to play baby. I hope your Daddy wikes me and wants to do all kinds of naughty things to my pussy! That's how babies like me earn gifts. And when I am fussy, something special from the list always calms the baby down! ~goo goo~"

My reply "Please do not contact me again. You are not a baby girl, you are not a little. You do not want a Dom, a Daddy, or a Master. By your message I can tell you are a role player who thinks this is a game. Littles do not start off begging for things off a wish list, and only bedroom bottoms and finsubs say they earn things off their lists for services rendered. Please learn what the things you are claiming to be are before bothering normal people like me again. Thanks" 

I think I scared her off because her profile went poof, lol.