FInally... The Rules

I have been debating myself on how to format this entry, how it would make the most sense. I have also taken a few days to think about it to be sure I have almost all, if not all, of my rules. I didn't really realize there were so many until they were all written down!
I have also been debating how to write this so others would not be intimidated by the sheer number of rules. Before I continue I must state the usual disclaimer about my rules.
**These may seem like a lot and like some of them cover basic things, but I am a full slave, I have surrendered control of everything to Master, the choices I have are only by His permission. My very life is for His pleasure and His approval. Many of the rules I do live by, I have actually imposed or proposed, and He has approved them. Many of the rules, the only penalty for breaking them is simply knowing I let Master down, that I disappointed Him, that I failed to give Him my very best, which is what He deserves, and because He deserves it and has earned it, it is what He demands. There are only two rules with automatic punishment attached to them, and those will be noted when the rule is written here. To me, knowing that I have let Him down by failing to comply with a rule is more of a harsh punishment than anything physical that can be devised. Some of these rules posted here are actually proposals for new rules, some are changes, but most are current rules.**
The rules will be broken down into categories for ease and organization. This in no way reflects order of importance, since all the rules are equally important, it merely breaks them down to make them easier to understand.
In the rule lists, rules with a - before them are current rules, rules with *-* before them are proposed new rules, and rules with *~* before them are proposed changes.

~~Dress, Personal Appearance, Grooming, Etc~~
-Dress modestly with nothing too short, no deep plunging necklines showing off too much cleavage. My body belongs completely to Master and should not be used to tempt others by showing too much skin. Very short skirts, shorty shorts, deep plunging necklines, belly shirts, and too tight tops can also be seen as cheap and "whorish" which is not the image of Master's wife I want to portray. I am His whore, not everyone else's.
-Panties are optional. While dressed modestly, adding a touch of naughty that only I know about serves to remind me of my true place.
-Hair will be kept long and, if colored, no more than 2 shades lighter or darker than natural color.
-When out of the house, I will cover or otherwise hide my hair in some way, even if only a tight bun, saving my hair for only Master's enjoyment.
-Body hair will be shaved or waxed at all times.
-any and all hair on face, including eyebrows, will be kept in an aesthetically pleasing manner.
-Jewelry will be tasteful. Steel collar and three rings will be worn at all times, anything else added will be tasteful but not overbearing. No new piercings will be added without prior permission.
-No tattoos without prior permission
-If makeup is worn, it will be light, tasteful, and not gaudy.
-Contact lenses will only be tinted for ease of finding them, not to change eye color.
*-*I will find the time three times a week to work out for an hour, however it needs to be, wherever it needs to be, I will work out for three hours a week

~~Health, Diet, Well being, Safety~~
(Most rules in this category deal with caring for Master's property, making sure I am well and safe)
-All medications prescribed by the doctor will be taken on time and as directed
-Illegal drugs will not be tolerated under any circumstance. This is one of the two rules with an absolute, no questions asked, "punishment," this infraction will result in divorce papers being served.
*-*While doing the shopping and cooking, I will take health and weight management into consideration, and will only eat healthy snacks and/or fruit and veggie chunks.
- I will not drink to excess even when given permission to drink
*~* I will drink no more than a glass of wine a week, usually on Sunday night, and NEVER when little man is awake.
*-* When driving, I will use a hands free device to talk so both hands can remain on the wheel. I will not text while driving, if Master texts while I am driving, I will return it as soon as it is safe to do so (red light, stop sign, etc) to tell Him I am driving and will respond properly when I arrive at my destination.
- I will go to bed by 10PM and lights out by 11PM unless permission for time changes are given or I am with Master

~~Titles, Public Displays of Submission, Routines, Rituals, NonSexual Misc~~
- In private, I will use Master exclusively
- In public, I will use a respectful phrase or term to refer to Master, always remembering the respect He has earned the role He has and His position of power.
- I will be completely honest with Master about all things, no matter the perceived or imagined consequence of the truth.
- I will ALWAYS be faithful to Master and our marriage vows. This is the second rule that carries an absolute and defined punishment, the same as the other defined punishment.
- The first time Master sits down when He returns home, I will kneel at His feet and remove His shoes and socks
- When in public, I will respectfully defer to Master's decisions without making a scene, silently asking His opinion, at home, His opinion will be asked and obeyed.
- When spending more than $20, I will seek out Master's permission, and tell Him of the final amount spent.

~~Sexual~~
- I will always be naked before Master
- With one word, I will drop to my knees in a position of display, for Master to see whenever He pleases.
- Anything sexual will be done on Master's time, at His command, according to His desire and I will not push myself on Him, but rather let Him decide when and what will be done.
*~*Any desires I have, I will voice them and allow Master to decide if they should be indulged.
-When performing oral sex on Master, I will present my tongue for His pleasure before starting.
-I will never orgasm without Master's permission
-I will have 3 "free nights" where I am allowed solo play or self pleasure. I am allowed to orgasm once during these nights. If I desire any additional nights, I shall ask Master's permission.
-If I desire any kind of physical pain or "punishment" I shall ask Master for it, but accept His decision as final if He says no, knowing He always has my best mental and physical interest in mind.